baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

angelinaak0y:

Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops)

Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers

Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers

Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers

Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers

Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers

Indians = The advertising motherfuckers

(Source: iambionicbrian)